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Welcome to Modern Britain – a country where you can be arrested for pinching a few crisps from a schoolfriend, throwing cream cakes or denying the existence of Santa Claus – while burglars, muggers and drug dealers go about their business unmolested by the forces of law and order.

Two years on from the ground-breaking ‘Wasting Police Time’ and ‘Diary of an On Call Girl’, the trilogy is complete – as the most senior police officer to date breaks ranks to tell the shocking truth about the collapse of the country’s criminal justice system.

‘Inspector Gadget’ – writing anonymously for fear of the sack – tells how things have got worse, not better.